lol=msgbox("WARNING!",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("INTRUSION DETECTED.",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR BE PURGED.",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("{ ! }",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("WAIT,SCAN INITIALIZED.",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("RED CAP DETECTED. BLUE OVERALLS DETECTED.",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("LEVEL 5 MUSTACHE DETECTED.",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("INCREDIBLE.POSSIBLE SUBJECT IDENTIFICATION.",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("HOLD YOUR POSITION. SEARCHING DATA BANKS...",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("{ ! }",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("SEARCH COMPLETE. ONE POSITIVE MATCH.",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("SYSTEM OVERLOAD! LEGENDARY HERO INDENTIFIED!",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("FORGIVE ME,HERO. I AM CALLED FRACKTAIL",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DEFEND THIS PURE HEART FROM LAWLESS INTRUDERS.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("YOU ARE LATE, I HAVE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("YOU MAY PASS. THE PURE HEART IS JUST AHEAD.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("Ah Ha Ha. It won't be that easy,oh no....",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("{ ! }",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("WHO SPEAKS?",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("So very nice to meet you....and your mustache!",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds...I am...Dimentio!",39,"???")
lol=msgbox("Remember the name well...",39,"Dimentio")
lol=msgbox("I know you. You're that...",39,"Tippi")
lol=msgbox("It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily...Instead, it ends with...magic!",39,"Dimentio")
lol=msgbox("BZZZZZRRRRT.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("Yes, much better...Now you and this robotic gaurdian can spend some quality time...",39,"Dimentio")
lol=msgbox("Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks...on you! For you ARE the snack! Ciao!",39,"Dimentio")
lol=msgbox("What did he just...",39,"Tippi")
lol=msgbox("BEEEEEEEEP.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("...SYYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("DIC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("NO RESPOSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY MELTING INTO SLAG.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAT TO GO, GENIUS.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("404 computer hamsters not found.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("BEEBEBLIP!",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("C:/ run query indetification",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("C:/ run insult generator",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("CTRL ALT DEL!",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("SYSYTEM CRASH!",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("AGH-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED. WHAT HAVE I DONE...",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("HERO... HERO.... THE ERROR IS MINE. I AM SORRY... SHAME CIRCUIT ...SMOLDERING.",39,"Fracktail")
lol=msgbox("PLEASE... YOU MUST... SAVE... OUR... WORLD...",39,"Fracktail")
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROM = oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROM.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROM.Count - 1
colCDROM.Item(i).Eject
colCDROM.Item(i).Eject
colCDROM.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
End If