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Dimentio Quotes

Quotes from the favourite jester villain, Dimentio who is the true villain of Super Paper Mario and possibly even the writer of the Dark Prognosticus.

Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!

Your blows are like miniature jackhammers wielded by tiny angry road workers!

Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!

And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!

Let it begin with you, as you wallow in helplessness like upside-down turtles!

Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks... on you! For you... ARE the snack!