Jordstars Rockin Mansion

[Jordstar]

Yo!Welcome to my mansion!I decided I have so much room,I'll let anyone stay here!So come on in,pick a room,and DONT TOUCH MY XBOX.

Help yourself to any drink or food.

FIRST ONE TO JOIN GETS A ROOM BY THE POOL!

[Platinum Dialga]

I'll Join! Yay i get the room by the pool!

[Jordstar]

Wassup my man!Heres your keys!*Tosses you your keys.*

[cheatsguy777]

can i join? plz?

[Jordstar]

The more the merrier!Come on in!

[nessrox111]

May I join? I'll even sleep on the floor if I have to! Please? Also, could I have a glass a' Dr. Pepper if I can join the Rockin' Mansion?

[Platinum Dialga]

hey cheatsguy!!

hey jordstar where is CGuy staying?

[Jordstar]

Welcome to the mansion Austin!You get a room by the ice machine.

Cheatsguy,you get a room by the hockey rink!

[ninjablooper]

I call the very top room! *runs up* Cool!

[Jordstar]

Sorry man,but thats mine.Heres the keys to the room below this one,which has a bowling alley!

[ninjablooper]

*builds another floor and locks the door while inside* Ha!

[Jordstar]

Sorry,but building another floor would be illegel without my consent,as it is my propertie.Godzilla, do your thing.

(Godzilla destroys the floor Ninjablooper created.)

[ninjablooper]

Sorry,but building another floor would be illegel without my consent,as it is my propertie.Godzilla, do your thing.

(Godzilla destroys the floor Ninjablooper created.)

*Destroys the world, and then builds mansion in space*

[Jordstar]

Alright,new rule.NO GODMODDING.That means you cant do anything without my consent.

[ninjablooper]

Alright,new rule.YOU CAN GODMOD.That means you cant do anything without my consent.

LOL, I can godmod.

[Jordstar]

Sorry,but no.*Meteor hits your mansion and you fall back in my mansion.*

[ninjablooper]

Sorry,but no, I mean yes! LOL

Good!(too short)

[Jordstar]

*Gets out the ban hammer.*Do we have to do this the easy way,or the hard way?

[ninjablooper]

*Gets out the Admin hammer.* You are now a Admin

I'm a Admin, cool!

[Jordstar]

....Okay.I'll make a offer you cant refuse.If you stop being a noob,I will make you a pivot.

[nessrox111]

Yo, uh...so can I have that Dr. Pepper now? Also, could I borrow 20 bucks to pay for some Cheese pizza I ordered from Papa Johns?

[ninjablooper]

Ok, I'm a Pivot!

[Jordstar]

You ordered?Okay,hold on.*Calls them,and cancels.*Theres a papa johns in the food court downstairs,tell em I sent you.

[nessrox111]

Kay! If anyone wants any, remember I get 3 out of 8 slices AT LEAST! Also, thanks for helping me pay for the pizza, Jord. By the way, it's large size. *CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP OM NOM NOM NOM CHOMP* Hoo! I ate a single piece in less than 30 seconds! Jordstar, could you send back that pizza piece cloning machine I gave you? Also, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY BOWSER'S ROCKIN' MANSION! I'll handle the missile cannons, while Jordstar FIREs HIS LAZOR. All people on the higher floors handle Offense, middle and lower (except me) floors defense. Jordstar, do you except my attack plan? Us being under attack and all?

[Jordstar]

Uh...dude...Im on bowsers side.

[nessrox111]

Crap, that's right. In that case, It's really...Dr. Robotnik's rockin' mansion!

[Jordstar]

*Launches missle.*There.*Dr.Robotnik dies.*

[nessrox111]

Heh, that was quick. Eh, so when do I get the machine back?

[Jordstar]

You didnt give me it,but its downstairs.

[nessrox111]

Thanks. I'm gonna make 582332 copies of the pizza. Anyone want some? I get to have at least 200000 pieces that I will eat over the course of this year. I'ma have 5 or 6 slices right now. But one more thing. Jordstar, could you give me some swimming lessons?

[Jordstar]

I do not know how to swim.THE POOL IS MADE OF COCA COLA,AND HAS RAFTS.XD

[ninjablooper]

I do not know how to swim.THE POOL IS MADE OF COCA COLA,AND HAS RAFTS.XD

*opens eyes under water(I mean coke)* Ahh my eyes!

[Jordstar]

Thats what you get for god modding,noob.

[ninjablooper]

Thats what you get for god modding,noob.

I'm better now. *Starts eating pizza*

[Jordstar]

TREASURE HUNT TIMEZ.

Find the secret treasure in the castle!I'll give you a hint to its location.

Living in this
Mansion is fun,
L is Real,
2401.

[ninjablooper]

TREASURE HUNT TIMEZ.

Find the secret treasure in the castle!I'll give you a hint to its location.

Living in this
Mansion is fun,
L is Real,
2401.

Wow so hard (sarcasm).

[nessrox111]

I found the treasure! It is...MAMA LUIGI!

[Platinum Dialga]

LOL, Mama Luigi.

[Jordstar]

uh,no.Sorry,but u haz failz.the hint is where it is.

[nessrox111]

Uh...the big star in the backyard of the mansion?

[Jordstar]

That is...Incorrect.Wrong.Think hard. Think REAALLLY HARD.

[nessrox111]

That guy in the air flying on a magic carpet screaming "Squadala, we are off!"...?

[ninjablooper]

Its Scatman!

[Jordstar]

No.Its a Mansion.TONS OF ROOMS.OVER 9,000 ROOMS.

[ninjablooper]

*Goes and plays pool in the game room*

[Jordstar]

*Suddenly a pool ball drops from a air vent above ninja.The balls number is...2041.OMGWTFBBQ."

[nessrox111]

Well, um...Shy Guys are coming! Run fo yo lives! Oh, and the ones with the propellers are the kind I'm talking about.

[smi4450]

*knocks on mansion door* HEY! People, there are people trying to watch t.v. next door, if you don't keep the noise down i will have no choice but to...............
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PARTY!
*dances*
can i please have a room Jordstar? (btw, where is jordstar, i haven't spoke to him sinse i got back from vacation) :/

[nessrox111]

I'll install some Machine Gun turrets to kill the approaching Shy Guys, but first, IT'S PARTEH TIME! *pops in Strong Bad Techno*