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cheat-master30
12th April 2007, 03:45 PM
I was just watching this Super Paper Mario boss video, and this part was hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKWtD72KHxQ

Intrusion detected. Leave immediately or be purged... Level 5 mustache detected.

Then, after a malfunction occurs...

I AM ERROR! PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. SYSTEM NOT FOUND, INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND, CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR, INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR, SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING, WAY TO GO GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. 404 COMPUTER HAMSTERS NOT FOUND. THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ Run insult generator C:/ Results: Go away yeti lip! CTRL ALT DEL!

After:

SYSTEM CRASH! AGH-G-G-G... I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED... SHAME CIRCUIT SMOLDERING.

Then, as show in this video by someone who owns Super Paper Mario, the robotic creature explodes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKWtD72KHxQ

That's one of the funniest things in games, next to the parts supposedly later in that game, Bowser saying 'I am Bowser, business man of legend, fear my accounting!' and the 1337 Hammer Bros quote:

AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ. WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ATTENAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS. U = NOOBS. BROZ = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL N00BZ R PWNED. TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ J00. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS.

cheat-master30
12th April 2007, 03:48 PM
Bump in case anyone wants to read.

Dr.Aaron
12th April 2007, 07:28 PM
lol hammer bros quote. :lol:

cheat-master30
12th April 2007, 08:07 PM
Yep, and the new boss quote is not too bad either.